We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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