I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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