he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
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God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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