She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
