i barfeds in our rink
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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