Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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