that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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