Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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