I want to make a zoo with you.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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