i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
it's not cheating when I paid for it
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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