And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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