you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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