So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
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You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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