my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
i think i have herpe
just one?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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