god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
third nipple confirmed
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Someone signed my nipple.
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