so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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