Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
