That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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