it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
there is puke in my bra ... again
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