I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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