Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I love you.
Bad choice
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