For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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