I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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