my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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