shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
he shaved USA in his pubs
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize