at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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