She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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