How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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