I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
pop tarts are not kleenex
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We have so much sex to catch up on
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
