dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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