Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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