need another drink. this is the easiest way
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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