I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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