in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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