That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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