i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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