I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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