May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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