i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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