I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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