I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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