Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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