just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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