Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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