I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
