we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
