listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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