i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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