Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
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