So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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