Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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