Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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