I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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