He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Randomize