Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Randomize
