some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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