do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
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I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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